Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.