Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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