Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.