Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Joke has 61.89 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics.
He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time.
One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child.
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock.
The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken.
What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino!
Look at that field over there.
All the sheep are white except for one black one.
Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what.
You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid."
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Joke has 77.97 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, ethnic, teacher, white people
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Joke has 48.09 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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