Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday.
So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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What would it take to reunite the Beatles?
Two more bullets.
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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