Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"