Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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"Doctor, I have a problem..."
"What’s your problem?"
"I pee in my sleep, every night!"
"Why?"
"Oh, well... Every night, a little devil visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we pee today?”.
"And, that’s it? The solution is so simple.. Listen to me! If the little devil comes again you’re gonna answer; 'Yeah, dude, I did!'"
"And that will cut it off?"
"Sure! Like a knife!"
At night, the little devil showed up on the patient’s dream and whispered;
"Did we pee today?"
"Yeah, dude, I did!" said angry the guy.
And little devil replied: "What about poop?"
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What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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Two old ladies are at the movies.
"Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off."
"What makes you say that?"
"He's using my hand."
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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."
On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."
The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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