Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual.
When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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