Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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