Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: What do you call a group of black people. A: An auction.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.