Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."