What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"