What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.
Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Mega-saur-ass
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: Why are gays so happy?
A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man.
"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir.
But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.