Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.