Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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One suggests lunch. The other says, "They won't let us in a restaurant with pets."
Undeterred, the first guy and his German shepherd head into the restaurant.
The maître d' stops them, saying, "Sir, you can't bring your dog in here."
"But I'm blind," the man replies, "and this is my guide dog."
The maître d', apologizing profusely, shows both man and dog to a table.
His friend waits five minutes, then tries the same routine.
"You have a Chihuahua for a guide dog?" the skeptical maître d' says.
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A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Q: Why are black people getting stronger?
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