What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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