What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.