Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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