Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.