What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.