How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.