When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger?
When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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A: The park bench can support a family.
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He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
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Who's driving?
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