When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: Why are black people getting stronger? A: TV's are getting heavier