Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.