Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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