When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.