Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.