Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.