Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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