Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"