Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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