When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.