When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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