Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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