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Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside?
Coconut.... What were you thinking?
Teacher draws a pen*s on the blackboard .
Does any one know what that is?
"Yes," says Tommy.
"My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?
A: A Tic-Tac.
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless."
Doc: "How? Give me an example."
Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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