Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.