Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.