Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.