Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
A man walks by a table in a casino and passes three men and a dog playing cards. ‘That’s a very smart dog,’ says the man. ‘He’s not so clever,’ says one of the players. ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.