A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.