When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.