Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.