What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
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It's a shame they'll never meet.
Three statisticians are out hunting.
Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left.
The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right.
The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink and some peanuts.
While drinking, he hears funny voices, but thinks nothing of it.
Again, he hears the funny voices and asks the barman what they are.
The barman points to the peanuts and says, ‘Don’t worry about them.
They are complimentary nuts.’
Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!
He used to drink so much, Gordon’s thought he was a wholesaler.
A doctor is speaking to a patient after an examination, ‘There are two reasons for your poor health, it’s entirely due to drinking and smoking.’
‘That’s a relief,’ replies the patient.
‘I thought you were going to say it was my fault.’
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