Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!