Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… "Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really," said Charles, "now that's a switch! What did she say?" "She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'"
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!