What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.