How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Q: What will a giraffe do, if you spit in its face?
A: It will kick off your ladder…
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed,
"Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
I'm not paying," said the duck.
"I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds?
A dinosaur with the hiccups.
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.
They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?"
So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned.
"I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts."
And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."