How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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A milk dud.
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One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
"Name?"
"Abdul Aziz."
"Sex?"
"Three to five times a day."
"No, no... I mean male or female?"
"Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
"Holy cow!"
"Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
"But isn't that hostile?"
"Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
"Oh dear!"
"No, no! Deer run too fast..."
What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?