There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.