What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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