What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!