What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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