What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamps under a job application.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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