What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.