Joke #2431

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Vote: has 42.42 % from 69 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, parrot

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Vote: has 69.17 % from 884 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, bar, beauty, parrot, animal
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Vote: has 59.76 % from 554 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, black people, war
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Vote: has 59.66 % from 132 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, black people, food, animal
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Vote: has 51.11 % from 85 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, black people
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Vote: has 42.53 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, black people, sport
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Vote: has 56.35 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren’t expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’ll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness.” David was astonished at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, “May I ask what did the chicken do?”
Vote: has 75.27 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, parrot, bird, birthday
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat that's directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot.... I thought maybe you were my son.''
Vote: has 85.33 % from 512 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, travel, fart, drunk, parrot
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you to turn round and and no matter what you hear I do not want you to turn back or I'll break your neck, do you understand?" The parrot reluctantly agrees. On returning from the wedding the parrot turns round as instructed, and behind him the bride and groom start to pack for the honeymoon. The wife however has packed too much and they can't get the case closed. "Get on top and sit on it baby!" says the man the woman does so and grunts and moans but can't shut the case. "You get on top baby it might be better" says the wife, so the man grunts and groans and tries his best but still cant shut the case. After a little thought the man says "Ok we'll both get on top see if that's any better!" The parrot turns round and says "Neck or no neck I have to see this!"
Vote: has 84.80 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: parrot, marriage, wedding, travel
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Vote: has 76.67 % from 435 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist, black people