Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.