What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.